Full disclosure: I’ve never actually read The Metamorphosis. I am familiar with the story and while I’m not sure how it would go over as a children’s show, I bet it would make a great musical. When that actually happens, remember you heard the idea here first.
Skroode
The lady or the tiger?
The answer seems so obvious.
Ostensibly overheard
Actors and tractors.
Asymmetrical Popularity
Morgo throws the best parties. Except when he drinks too much then rolls out Basket Case and points out all the inaccuracies during the movie. People usually start leaving then.
Contrary metonymy
“I hear they buried them bodies up in the ice cream mountains.” – some crazy drunken gummy bear
Meta for life
In all honesty I don’t actually believe this to be accurate for life as a whole. However I can say it does apply for certain moments in life. I expect all of us have had instances at work, or driving, or at your chosen place of worship where you look around and think, “Yep – pretty much just riding a short bus full of clowns into the sun.” Or I may be projecting.
Heck sometimes you don’t even get the bus.
