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It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Winston Smith, his chin nuzzled into his breast in an effort to escape the vile wind, slipped quickly through the glass doors of Victory Mansions, though not quickly enough to prevent a swirl of gritty dust from entering along with him.

The hallway smelt of boiled cabbage and old rag mats. At one end of it a coloured poster, too large for indoor display, had been tacked to the wall. It depicted simply an enormous face, more than a metre wide: the face of a man of about forty-five, with a heavy black moustache and ruggedly handsome features. Winston made for the stairs. It was no use trying the lift. Even at the best of times it was seldom working, and at present the electric current was cut off during daylight hours. It was part of the economy drive in preparation for Hate Week. The flat was seven flights up, and Winston, who was thirty-nine and had a varicose ulcer above his right ankle, went slowly, resting several times on the way. On each landing, opposite the lift-shaft, the poster with the enormous face gazed from the wall. It was one of those pictures which are so contrived that the eyes follow you about when you move. BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU, the caption beneath it ran.

D&D Simulator

Hello and welcome brave adventurers! Do you dare venture out into the wilds of the world, to confront beasts and monsters for glory and riches?

Yes?

Oh. Well you’ve come to the wrong place. Below you can enjoy a little Fun Thing I made over 20 years ago (typing that hurt) when I was learning Flash and creating my own projects.

This is working thanks to the Ruffle emulator. Just click the big ol’ orangey button and remember: FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD.

Or not.

(Yes, I know it’s Vecna, not Venca. It’s a running joke from the group I used to game with. Not a typo. I dare you to prove otherwise.)

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InkTober day 1, 2, 3 and 4

Hello and welcome to InkTober 2021.

Wrapping the first four in one panoramic story, if you will: Crystal, Suit, Vessel and Knot.

InkTober: Rocket

Rocket summer. The words passed among the people in the open, airing houses. Rocket summer. The warm desert air changing the frost patterns on the windows, erasing the art work. The skis and sleds suddenly useless. The snow, falling from the cold sky upon the town, turned to a hot rain before it touched the ground.

Rocket summer. People leaned from their dripping porches and watched the reddening sky.